Where has this been all my life!?
oh god, this actually hurts me, I reject your premise. most of the verbs here are perfectly fine in the right context, but for the love of god, please don’t feel compelled to find New And Exciting Ways!(tm) to say what you want to say. the words should serve your intention. for the most part, the words that serve your intention come on their own - go out of your way to *find* the words and they’re likely to just get in your way (and in the way of your reader).
This list is literally the opposite of good writing advice.




